20 Ways Get A Girl (friend) In Bed
This list was obtained from a Asian music forum that I peruse occasionally in order to keep my Chinese albums up to date. The language used to compile this list clearly represents the writing style of a high school student or below. I left the content of the actual list in its raw and optimistic form derived in all likelihood from the current experience of first love. However, I did take the liberty of personalizing the title myself. =P1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous (not fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead/ neck.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
8 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
9 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10 . Play with her hair.
11 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
12 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
14 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16 . Give her piggyback rides.
17 . Bring her flowers.
18 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
20 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.


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Jollibee Lover, at May 12, 2006 1:29 AM
mmmm....
Interesting....
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Federico Perazzoni, at May 13, 2006 12:24 PM
The next time a guy takes me to a park to 'talk', I'm going to be suspicious.
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goingbananas, at May 13, 2006 12:43 PM
all sound advice.........but just make sure you dont let any of your friends or her friends find out about this. Cuz then they will think you are a "cigatette".
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Cremaster Reflex, at May 21, 2006 10:12 PM
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