How I do Math

I haven't actually solved any real math problems for quite some time, but if I were to attempt to do math, the problem shown above is probably the extent of my mathematics ability. =P Doesn't it seem like more frequently then not women are usually the ones who tend to bring up concerns and create situations when one did not actually exist before? It appears to me that most guys are generally just more laid back and non-confrontational. No wonder the solution to this equation resulted in WOMAN = PROBLEMS.