Learn Chinglish!

Have you ever heard older Chinese women speak English? If you have not had the privilege of this experience, listed below are some clear illustrations of how they would express certain phrases in "Chinglish" (Chinese-English).

1) Great................................................................ Fa Kin Su Pah
2) I think you need a face lift.......................... Chin Tu Fat
3) See me ASAP................................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Thats not right............................................ Sum Ting Wong
5) This is a tow away zone............................. No Pah King
6) He's cleaning his automobile..................... Wa Shing Ka
7) Are you harboring a fugitive..................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
8) Stupid Man................................................... Dum Fuk
9) Staying out of sight..................................... Lei Ying Lo
10) Your body odor is offensive..................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

I especially enjoyed the rendition given for #2- Chin too fat!